Hey pig where are you What's up with all the trouble That you put me through I try so hard to be good I just wish I could Policeman never let your hair down Goose step and you're shakin' up the underground I've done no crime but still you follow me around Rambo cop military goon squad Rollin' in the troops to the party down my block Wish so hard you'd go away and never come back pig pig pig piggie

Chorus: Oh lord oh my god Why does everybody have to work so hard to make it in the world today

Hey cop another cup of coffee for you to help you wash down some of that food you use to feed Your face so you can go to the next donut place You line 'em up, take 'em to the precinct Stand in line chained to the slop sink This time you've gone too far Thank God I stashed my dope in your police car Rambo cop takin' my fingerprints Snap shots and I'm up against a chain link fence This time you've gone too far, release me pig pig pig piggie